Where You'll Find Me

I'm currently running my blog over at WritersAfterDark.net. I'd love it if you stopped by and hang for a bit! I'll return the favor, promise!

Running two blogs gets a bit difficult, so bear with me while I figure things out. In the meantime, if I could interest you in industry news, writing tips, and poking some fun at writerly problems, you'll find me here:



Monday, April 7, 2014

A to Z Challenge—S.K.-isms! F is for . . .



F is for Feetckled. Stands for tickled feet. Example:

 The police officer took notes for his report. “And you did this to your husband?”
“Yes,” I said, looking away and rolling my eyes.
“You kicked him in the face, several times, gave him a concussion . . . and knocked out a tooth?”
“Yes.”
“What do you have to say in your defense?”
“You know, Officer? You’re right. It was in self-defense. He feetckled me!”
Police officer took a step back, “That some weird fetish?”
“I know! It IS weird! Who goes around tickling feet? I’d like to file an Order of Protection against him. No one touches my feet. No one.”

* S.K.’s original. I got nothing, just be glad you get a new word tomorrow. Also, seriously? Don’t touch my feet.


30 comments:

  1. You have no idea how many people have been hurt trying to tickle my feet. My entire house knows to stay away. I have given warning those who touch the feet do so at their own risk.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL I completely understand the feeling!

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. NOPE...unless someone wants to be injured...

      Delete
  3. I didn't want to touch your feet until you said not to, and now...um...I'm distracted by the thought of trying. *reaching for feet*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LMAO this is perfectly creepy and weird...but touch and it you're done! Done, I say!

      Delete
  4. i make up words constantimo!! (all the time =)
    love your theme, girl!
    happy f day!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hehe, that husband totally deserved it.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Interestingly enough, I don't have ticklish feet. Nor does my wife. Now the ribs, on the other hand? GAME ON.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL so for you the word would be Ribbled. :P

      Delete
  7. Rest assured, I shall never touch your feet.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. And for that, I thank you oh, considerate man!

      Delete
  8. Oh my goodness, that is so funny.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Oh boy. My first thought: Fecal-ed? Definitely not the angle you were going for, but it gave me a chuckle. I could totally see that one being used.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL...err...definitely what I was going for! :P

      Delete
  10. Cute. My feet are horrendously ticklish, too. Stopping by to visit fellow A to Zers. Hope you'll visit back. www.widowsphere.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ahhh you're one of my people then lol

      Delete
  11. My husband has insanely ticklish feet...usually that's the only way I can get him out of bed in the morning!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh my goodness...if my husband did try to get me out of bed by tickling my feet in the mornings I really would be talking to an officers facing charges o_0

      Delete
  12. Hahaha! "Feetckled" is a good one! :)

    ReplyDelete
  13. LOL!! Yes. keep your damn hands away from the woman's feet. For REELZ!

    ReplyDelete
  14. I would accept Feetckled as a valid defense as long as there is also Kneeckled for those of us with ticklish knees. Love it!

    ReplyDelete