So here we are . . . on the very first day of my A to Z challenge adventure. As a make-stuff-up-er I have a few words I decided I should post. They’re all made up—not all necessarily by me—and I’m sharing them with you because I care about enriching (or messing up) your vocabulary.
* * * Warning: these are silly. You will not gain brain cells. * * *
A is for Almbs. It stands for almost abs. Example:
As sweat drips from my body, and I push to the end, I’m led to believe I almost have abs. I imagine them popping out and proudly showing themselves to the world. But then I finish my workout, I go to the mirror and . . . I got no abs, man! It’s buried in there somewhere, I know it. For a second, though. A slight second . . . I did feel like almbs. Oh the dream.
*S.K.’s original word. No, I’m not proud.
**It gets better from here. Then worse, then better again. Promise.