M is for Momfessions. Stands for mommie’s confessions. Example:
“Welcome everyone to this week’s M.M.A.; that’s Momfession’s Meeting Anonymous for those who are new to the group. My name is LazyMama, and I’m the moderator. Before we begin, please grab your drink . . . who wants to go first?”
“Oh, hi, I’m Momacita. So this week,” takes a sip of wine, “I didn’t feel like cooking so I pretended to be sick, and made Dadacito bring home pizza, and all sort of junk food. Everyday!”
LazyMama claps. “Give'er a round of applause, everyone. That was a brave confession. Anyone else?”
“Yes, hi, I’m SneakyMom. A few nights this week, while the baby cried, I pretended to sleep so my husband would get up instead. I’m just so tired!”
“We understand, I think we’ve all done that one,” LazyMama says, then turns to the host. “I’m sorry you let us come here every week but never say anything. Why is that?”
“Well, I’m NotAMomma. I just let you come here because you always leave me free booze afterwards . . . You poor, desperate, exhausted Mommies!”
*Not S.K.’s original word.**I should really try to host these meetings and make the entry fee a bottle of booze.