X is for x-pionage. That’s right: spying on your ex. Example:
There are crazy people out there. You know it. I know it. We’re probably part of the group, but if you’re not confessing, neither am I. Some do take it a step further, say . . . like become obsessed with their significant others. Err . . . even after that significant other has moved on from the relationship. Wonder why that might have happened?
Anyway, these crazies may, on occasion, engage in x-pionage. Why? Well, I suppose to check out the competition, to see if they still have a chance, to feel superior that they’re doing better than their ex, I don’t know. Whatever their reasons, I don’t care. I’m just here to provide a word for what they’re up to. And now you’re a witness that I’ve (not sure if proudly) contributed something to the world of the craycray.
*S.K.’s original. I’m on “X” guys, I’m tired. This is what you get :P